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An Unofficial Girl Scout Guide to Incarceration
Originally published by theNewerYork in Jan. 2015 three things to pray for in solitary confinement: the orbited solemn sphere so she will gaze up at you time travel always time travel or any constellation that can be used for navigation when your daughter is lost A letter you can write to your ex-boyfriend and never…
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Chicken Tikka Masala for Lovers
Originally published by theNewerYork, Nov. 2014 Chicken Tikka Masala for Lovers Serves 2, with leftovers for 1 to eat at work while contemplating the previous night. INGREDIENTS For the chicken*: *Skip this part if your date tells you at the last minute that he/she has gone vegetarian. Be grateful that you didn’t buy the expensive…